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POVERTY DINNER INGREDIANTS         2 fried chicken wings your housemate threw in the bin last night     1 POTATO                 Creaaammmmed Coconut                    dill              BUTTA                          GARLIC                     OIL              lemongrass                            honey                   salt                a bit of wasabi from a little sachet what your ex flatmate left behind before he left coz he used to work at Yo Sushi and bring Sushi and little sachets of wasabi and soy sauce back                     a little bit of robinsons lemon barley dijon mustard from your ex housemate (the same one) he left it behind when he left to go back to France BECAUSE HE IS FRENCH                 spring onions because you love spring onions DO THINGS TO INGREDIANTS: PUT THE CHICKEN IN THE OVEN PUT THE POTATO IN THE OVEN chop up and   FUCKEN FRY  2 cloves of garlic, low heat DON’T BURN IT STUPID it starts burning, WORRY, you don’t have enough oil!  It’s gotta last yer!  FUCKEN DROP IN THE LEMON BARLEY WATER YEAH THAT’S RIGHT. Now chop up some dill and put it in. BOIL KETTLE put bit of creamed coconut in a bowl, mix in bit of boiled water to make coconut milk lookin thing. PUT COCONUT MILK LOOKIN THING IN THE THING. now……. LEMONGRASSHONEYWASABI PUTITIN mix it. NOW YOU HAVE DELICIOUS SAUCE. take fried chicken out of oven and (MAKE SURE IT’S HOT ALL THE WAY THROUGH OR YOU  DIE)  take the meat off the bone and throw in delicious sauce. LOW HEAT- you should have been doing this on low heat all the time, IT’S OBVIOUS. Now you have delicious chicken thing in sauce thing. Potato isn’t cooked OBVIOUSLY and you realise that you have to walk to the jobcentre because you have no money for travels and you need this dinner cooked NOW NOW NOW so take the POTATO out of the oven cut it in boiled potatoey shapes put in boiling water salt COOK COOK COOK (turn delicious chicken thing off heat until the potato is nearly cooked) POTATOS COLINDER BUTTER SALT DIJON DILL YES swivel BANG BANG MIX till it looks right. PUT ON PLATE WITH DELICIOUS LEMON COCONUT CHICKEN THING. Slice some spring onion FROM THE GREEN END STUPID diagonally AND THIN NOT THICK THICKIE and place on top of delicious chicken lemon coconut thing like some kind of garnish or something. FEEL FEELINGS OF PRIDE

POVERTY DINNER

INGREDIANTS

        2 fried chicken wings your housemate threw in the bin last night

    1 POTATO

                Creaaammmmed Coconut

                   dill

             BUTTA

                         GARLIC

                    OIL

             lemongrass

                           honey

                  salt

               a bit of wasabi from a little sachet what your ex flatmate left behind before he left coz he used to work at Yo Sushi and bring Sushi and little sachets of wasabi and soy sauce back

                    a little bit of robinsons lemon barley

dijon mustard from your ex housemate (the same one) he left it behind when he left to go back to France BECAUSE HE IS FRENCH

                spring onions because you love spring onions

DO THINGS TO INGREDIANTS:

PUT THE CHICKEN IN THE OVEN

PUT THE POTATO IN THE OVEN

chop up and   FUCKEN FRY  2 cloves of garlic, low heat DON’T BURN IT STUPID

it starts burning, WORRY, you don’t have enough oil!  It’s gotta last yer!  FUCKEN DROP IN THE LEMON BARLEY WATER YEAH THAT’S RIGHT.

Now chop up some dill and put it in.

BOIL KETTLE

put bit of creamed coconut in a bowl, mix in bit of boiled water to make coconut milk lookin thing.

PUT COCONUT MILK LOOKIN THING IN THE THING.

now…….

LEMONGRASSHONEYWASABI PUTITIN

mix it.

NOW YOU HAVE DELICIOUS SAUCE.

take fried chicken out of oven and (MAKE SURE IT’S HOT ALL THE WAY THROUGH OR YOU  DIE)  take the meat off the bone and throw in delicious sauce.

LOW HEAT- you should have been doing this on low heat all the time, IT’S OBVIOUS.

Now you have delicious chicken thing in sauce thing.

Potato isn’t cooked OBVIOUSLY and you realise that you have to walk to the jobcentre because you have no money for travels and you need this dinner cooked NOW NOW NOW so

take the POTATO out of the oven

cut it in boiled potatoey shapes

put in boiling water

salt

COOK COOK COOK

(turn delicious chicken thing off heat until the potato is nearly cooked)

POTATOS COLINDER BUTTER SALT DIJON DILL YES

swivel BANG BANG MIX till it looks right.

PUT ON PLATE WITH DELICIOUS LEMON COCONUT CHICKEN THING.

Slice some spring onion FROM THE GREEN END STUPID diagonally AND THIN NOT THICK THICKIE and place on top of delicious chicken lemon coconut thing like some kind of garnish or something.

FEEL FEELINGS OF PRIDE